Football Naked Streaker

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Letters From Santa. Free Call From Santa.

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How To Hack An Elevator Prank

How To Hack An Elevator Prank

A very easy way to hack elevators so they dont stop for anyone that calls it.

How To Cheat On All Your Tests

How To Cheat On All Your Tests

Cheat On An Test Using A Coke Can

How To Cheat On An Test Using A Coke Can

Bathroom Pranks. Top 27 Bathroom, Toilet Pranks

Bathroom Pranks. Top 27 Bathroom, Toilet Pranks

Remove The Toilet Seat
You can physically remove the toilet seat from any bathroom.

Pink Bubbles
Take the lid off the cistern of a toilet. This is where the part that control the flushing is located. Then pour in some bubble bath liquid and some pink food coloring. The next person to flush the toilet will get pink bubbles everywhere!

Smile! Your On Bathroom Candid Camera!
Before a group of friends come over, just take a camera into your bathroom and video tape the sink and toilet. As soon as one of your buddies goes to use the toilet, have your other friends gather around the TV, pop in the video you filmed earlier. When your victim comes out of the bathroom he will wonder what everyone is watching and laughing about...he will then see the screen...it will look like he was being videotaped while using the bathroom!!

Vinegar In Mouthwash
Pour some vinegar inside your victim's mouthwash.

Bathroom Candle Prank
Place a candle a little below the seat and off to the side. Methane lights up quite nicely.

Knox
Place several packages of "Knox" (clear gelatin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the cellophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance available at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink, or...

Shoe Polish Prank
Shoe Polish of the appropriate color on the toilet seat.

Clothes Swipe
Swipe a person's clothes while they are showering. Put them in an embarrassing place such as the showers for people of the opposite sex.

Eggs In Soap Dispenser
Crack a couple of eggs and drop them in the soap dispenser. Whoever washes their hands next will try to wash their hands with eggs.

Out of order stall
Write "Out Of Order" on a sticker note or piece of paper and tape it to the outside of a bathroom stall. Some people will think there is something wrong with the toilet and avoid using it.

Gush Of Toilet Water
Go into the school bathroom and remove the top toilet lid. Look for a rubber thin pipe on the side, and disconnect that pipe. You will see a little hair barrette like thing connecting the rubber pipe to the plastic pipe. The next person that flushes the toilet will get a gush shooting upwards.

Where To Leave Toothpaste
Leave toothpaste on the underside of light switches and doorknobs.

Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.

Classic Flush Toilet While Showering Prank
Flush toilets while a person showers. The more toilets the better.

Sealed Shut
On a cubicle where the door reaches the floor, seal the door shut and fill the cubicle with water. You may wish to introduce marine life.

Lifesaver Shower
Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they dissolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower...

Hair Removal In Shampoo
Put Nair or some other hair removal chemical in a person's shampoo or conditioner. You may need to distract the person for a moment to let the stuff take a better hold.

Urinate Forever
Impress a buddy who is in a room next to the bathroom. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, but along the way get a large bucket with water and take it in with you. Then slowly pour it in the toilet. It will take forever to finish pouring it all in. Your buddy in the room next door will say, "WOW" as he will think you are taking a very very long pee.

Food Coloring In Hand Soap Dispenser
Put some food coloring inside the hand soap dispenser. When your victim tries to wash his hands, they will end up worse than before he decided to wash them.

Cream Cheese Deodorant
Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant. When your victim needs to freshen up again, he will get a cream cheese surprise

Terrible Aim
Sprinkle some water with yellow food coloring all over the toilet seat and floor. It will look like whoever used the toilet before you was a terrible aimer.

Unable To Open
Glue all the bottles of shampoo shut so they cannot be opened.

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Shampoo Shower Prank
Glue a bottle of shampoo to the shower shelf (to avoid damage, use clear caulk on a surface that can be scraped).

Shower Before Entering
If you know someone who turns on the shower before actually entering the tub area. Then before their next shower, turn the shower head so it faces outside the shower area. Most people don't even look up before turning the nozzle.

Salty Toothpaste
Sprinkle some salt on your victim's toothbrush. When this person goes to brush their teeth, he or she will get a salty tasted treat.

Stuck In The Bathroom
Remove the bathroom door knob and put it back on the reverse way so the lock is on the outside. Then push the button or turn to lock the door. Remember to leave the door open. Now, whoever is next to use the bathroom, will not even notice this and he will lock himself inside.

Pranks People Worldwide Can Appreciate.Top 6 World Pranks

The World's Greatest Pranks - Top 6 World Pranks
Pranks People Worldwide Can Appreciate

It only takes a thought, action or activity created as prank that can change the thoughts and ideas of people of every walk of life. A simple or elaborate plan that gives an illusion of truth but is deceptive and outlandish in presentation.

Over the years, many people have been part of or on the receiving end of pranks. The following examples of pranks from all over the world, have a common thread. Read them and learn how to present an idea in the most extraordinary form of tomfoolery.

PRANK #1
H.G. Wells’s War of the World's

Most of us have heard of the 1938 Halloween Eve radio broadcast by Orson Welles of an adaptation of H.G. Wells’s War of the Worlds that many took to be an announcement that Earth had been invaded by Martians. Announcements that the story was fiction were made four times during the broadcast. Welles ended the show by announcing that the broadcast was a “holiday offering”: “the Mercury Theater’s own radio version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and shouting boo.” The disclaimers did little to prevent many people from believing we’d been invaded by Martians. It’s been called the hoax of the century, but it wasn’t even a hoax. It wasn’t a prank, either. It wasn’t intended to fool people but to entertain them. Yet it fooled many people for several reasons.

1. It was presented realistically and authoritatively.
2. The story itself was credible at the time. There were flying machines, and the possibility of interplanetary travel was easily conceivable. It was not farfetched that some other race of beings might be more technologically advanced than we were.
3. Radio would have been the medium used to announce such an invasion.


PRANK #2
The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Considered the greatest April Fools' prank ever. In April 1957, BBC television broadcast this story and got hundreds of calls and letters on how people could start their own.

A clever April Fool's Day joke was played by this, normally very serious, programme in 1957 when Panorama reported on a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. TV viewers saw Richard Dimbleby walking among trees growing spaghetti, while workers pulled the pasta off the trees and put it into baskets. When viewers called to ask how they could grow spaghetti plants, the BBC replied "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Lending the hoax credibility, was the fact that spaghetti was not a widely eaten food in Britain in the 1950s and was considered by many to be very exotic.

'It is not only in Britain that spring this year has taken everyone by surprise. Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower. But what, you may ask, has the early and welcome arrival of bees and blossom to do with food ? It is simply that the past winter, one of the mildest in living memory, has also resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop. The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for the spaghetti farmer. There is always the chance of a late frost which, while not entirely ruining his crop, generally impairs the flavour and makes it difficult for him to obtain top prices in world markets.

'Spaghetti cultivation here in Switzerland is not, of course, carried out on anything like the tremendous scale of the Italian industry. Many of you, I am sure, will have seen pictures of vast spaghetti plantations in the Po Valley. For the Swiss, however, it tends to be more of a family affair. Another reason why this may be a bumper year lies in the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil, the tiny creature whose depredations have caused much concern in the past. After picking, the spaghetti is laid out to dry in the warm Alpine air. Many people are very puzzled by the fact that spaghetti is produced in such uniform lengths. This is the result of many years of patient endeavour by plant breeders who have succeeded in producing the perfect spaghetti. Now the harvest is marked by a traditional meal. Toasts to the new crop are drunk in these poccholinos, then the waiters enter bearing the ceremonial dish. This is of course spaghetti - picked early in the day, dried in the sun, and so brought fresh from garden to table at the very peak of condition. For those who love this dish, there is nothing like real home-grown spaghetti'.

PRANK #3
Putting Couani on the Map

A clever April Fool's Day joke was played by this, normally very serious, programme in 1957 when Panorama reported on a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. TV viewers saw Richard Dimbleby walking among trees growing spaghetti, while workers pulled the pasta off the trees and put it into baskets. When viewers called to ask how they could grow spaghetti plants, the BBC replied "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Lending the hoax credibility, was the fact that spaghetti was not a widely eaten food in Britain in the 1950s and was considered by many to be very exotic.

'It is not only in Britain that spring this year has taken everyone by surprise. Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower. But what, you may ask, has the early and welcome arrival of bees and blossom to do with food ? It is simply that the past winter, one of the mildest in living memory, has also resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop. The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for the spaghetti farmer. There is always the chance of a late frost which, while not entirely ruining his crop, generally impairs the flavour and makes it difficult for him to obtain top prices in world markets.

'Spaghetti cultivation here in Switzerland is not, of course, carried out on anything like the tremendous scale of the Italian industry. Many of you, I am sure, will have seen pictures of vast spaghetti plantations in the Po Valley. For the Swiss, however, it tends to be more of a family affair. Another reason why this may be a bumper year lies in the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil, the tiny creature whose depredations have caused much concern in the past. After picking, the spaghetti is laid out to dry in the warm Alpine air. Many people are very puzzled by the fact that spaghetti is produced in such uniform lengths. This is the result of many years of patient endeavour by plant breeders who have succeeded in producing the perfect spaghetti. Now the harvest is marked by a traditional meal. Toasts to the new crop are drunk in these poccholinos, then the waiters enter bearing the ceremonial dish. This is of course spaghetti - picked early in the day, dried in the sun, and so brought fresh from garden to table at the very peak of condition. For those who love this dish, there is nothing like real home-grown spaghetti'.

PRANK #4
Wet Phones

When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him. He said that the fault could only be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water. Real telephone engineers had quite a job repairing wet telephones.

NOTE: This is a prank my husband pulled on his mom while he was in college.

PRANK #5
Air Shortage

Overweight Americans were alarmed when it was announced that anyone weighing over 89 kilograms (14 stone) was to be deported. This drastic measure had become necessary, the newspaper reports said, because pollution was leading to a shortage of oxygen. As fat people consumed more than their fair share of air, they had to go. People realized that the proposal was a hoax when they discovered that the reports had been written by Alan Abel, a New Yorker who was well known for his amazing and successful practical jokes.

PRANK #6
Upside-down Room

Rudolph Schenk was a rich American who loved to play jokes on people. He would often invite people to visit his luxurious home where he would treat them to a hearty meal and rather too much to drink. The guest would then be invited to stay the night to sleep off the effects of the alcohol. When the quest was sound asleep Schenk had him transferred to a specially-built room. The floor of the room was painted white, like a ceiling, and a chandelier rose up from it. The real ceiling was painted to look like floorboards and furniture was fixed to it. There were no windows in the room but Schenk had a secret spy hole through which he could watch what happened when the quest woke up to find himself in an upside-down room.

By cjosiehdd,

World's Greatest Pranks

World's Greatest Pranks
From the Tacky to the Well-Known

Alan Abel's pranks go back to the late 1950s with a widely reported bogu campaign to clothe horses. The slogan? "A nude horse is a rude horse."

Then there was the regular prank caller guy who starred on Howard Stern's radio show when his format was free. This man used to call into telethons and talk shows pretending to be a source until he got his contact on the phone - then he released his prank with both barrels.

The Jerky Boys came out with comedy tapes in the 90s called "Prank Calls" and followed them with sequels featuring numerous digits dialed to doctor's offices, construction companies, and other service organizations pretending to be anyone from a patient to a job applicant among others.

In 1996 Taco Bell allegedly announced they had bought the Liberty Bell much to the chagrin of politicians and the public and that they would be renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell.

All a hoax.

Last year a reporter squirted actor Tom Cruise in the face after pretending that he was getting ready to ask him a question. Joey Skaggs, a professional prank writer, had people convinced there was a such thing invented as fish condos. And the idea took off. Then there was the 1938 Orson Wells' radio broadcast - "The War of the Worlds" which had everyone scared to death, contemplating their mortality.

Author Kevin Trudeau who wrote books on how the medical and pharmaceutical industry was keeping secrets from consumers, making them sicker was recently exposed as a fraud and said to have served time in prison.

Remember the 1995 t.v. documentary "Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?" It involved whether an autopsy was actually performed on a supposed Martian aboard a 1947 UFO when it crashed in Roswell, NM. On April 1, 1957 the British media reported that the Swiss were enjoying a bumper crop of spaghetti. In 1976 several policemen in the U.S. posed as crooks and bought back all the stolen items criminals had taken.

You can go to a bait store, buy 100 crickets, release them under your target's door, and it'll be weeks before they stop chirping at night. Cheerleaders have been said to bake Ex-Lax chocolate chewables into brownies and give it to the football team or their opponent team before a big game.

And one year a Philadelphia radio station, WIOQ announced that a pet tax would be implemented to make up for the deficit.

By Terri Rimmer

Your Internet Access Is Going To Get Suspended - SPAM Warning

Your internet access is going to get suspended - SPAM
Sophos has been intercepting many spam emails containing a malicious attachment overnight.

The emails all claim that “your internet access is going to get suspended”, as the receipient has committed “illegal activities” such as pirating software, movies or music.

This is the email:
Your internet access is going to get suspended

The Internet Service Provider Consorcium was made to protect the rights of software authors, artists.

We conduct regular wiretapping on our networks, to monitor criminal acts.

We are aware of your illegal activities on the internet wich were originating from

You can check the report of your activities in the past 6 month that we have attached. We strongly advise you to stop your activities regarding the illegal downloading of copyrighted material of your internet access will be suspended.

Sincerely
ICS Monitoring Team

The emails, which say they come from the “ICS Monitoring Team”, claim that a report of the user’s activities in the past six months is attached in a file called user-EA49943X-activities.zip.

However, if you open the contents of the user-EA49943X-activities.zip file you risk being infected by a malicious Trojan horse designed to communicate with remote hackers. Criminals can then break into your computer and use it for their own money-making purposes.

Sophos is identifying the malicious files seen being used in the campaign so far as Troj/Meredrop-A and Troj/Agent-HQK. Users of other anti-virus products would be wise to check their vendor to see if an update is available.

With so many people suffering from internet addiction (also known as ‘discomgoogolation’), it’s not hard to imagine how many people would react to receiving an email like this.

Not only would many people be prone to clicking before thinking at the accusation that they have been engaged in illegal activities, but also a disturbing proportion would be alarmed about the prospect of not being able to surf the internet.

Remember, THIS IS SPAM. Never open an attachment unless you know the sender

Bonnie Burns Runs For President

Bonnie Runs For U.S President

Greatest Prank Call Ever. Phone Call Prank.

Greatest Prank Call Ever. Phone Call Prank.

This video is just so funny. A great phone call pranks

Phone Call Prank. Tennager Calls White House

Icelandic teenage caller tricks White House

REYKJAVIK (Reuters) - A teenager says he convinced the White House he was Iceland's president and managed to schedule a call with George W. Bush but was found out before he got to talk to the president.

"My call was transferred around a few times until I got hold of Bush's secretary and managed to book a call meeting with Bush the following Monday evening," Vifill Atlason, 16, told Reuters.

The teenager posed as Icelandic President Olafur Ragnar Grimsson when he made the call on Dec 1.

Icelandic police turned up at his door two days later -- the day of the planned call -- and took him in for questioning.

"They told me the CIA had called the National Commissioner of the Icelandic police and asked if the police could try and find out where I received that phone number from," said Atlason.

The teenager said he was unable to recall where he discovered the telephone number for the White House.

"I know I've had it on my phone card for at least 4 years now and that an Icelandic friend gave it to me, but I don't remember who," he said.

At a White House news conference on Monday, Bush spokeswoman Dana Perino said her understanding was that Atlason had called a public line "that anybody can call", according to a transcript.

Local police confirmed the National Security Unit at the national police headquarters had asked them to bring Atlason in.

Jon Bjartmarz, Chief Superintendent at Iceland's national police headquarters, said Icelandic police had not spoken to their U.S. counterparts about the matter. He declined to say how police were tipped off about Atlason's call.

"As far as we're concerned, there will not be any further investigation, and I don't know if the American government is taking any action because of this," he said.

(Reporting by Kristin Arna Bragadottir in Reykjavik, via Stockholm newsroom; editing by Keith Weir)

Best Prank Ever. New York's Grand Central Station Prank

Best Prank Ever.

Over 200 New Yorkers recently walked into one of the busiest train stations in the world, New York's Grand Central Station, and at exactly 2:30 pm, all froze in place. There's one guy in the video who froze just as he was stooping down to pick up some scattered papers. Talk about commitment.

Get the full briefing on the backstory here.

Top 6 Worldwide Pranks. World's Greatest Pranks

World's Greatest Pranks. Top 6 Worldwide Pranks

PRANK #1
H.G. Wells’s War of the World's

Most of us have heard of the 1938 Halloween Eve radio broadcast by Orson Welles of an adaptation of H.G. Wells’s War of the Worlds that many took to be an announcement that Earth had been invaded by Martians. Announcements that the story was fiction were made four times during the broadcast. Welles ended the show by announcing that the broadcast was a “holiday offering”: “the Mercury Theater’s own radio version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and shouting boo.” The disclaimers did little to prevent many people from believing we’d been invaded by Martians. It’s been called the hoax of the century, but it wasn’t even a hoax. It wasn’t a prank, either. It wasn’t intended to fool people but to entertain them. Yet it fooled many people for several reasons.

1. It was presented realistically and authoritatively.
2. The story itself was credible at the time. There were flying machines, and the possibility of interplanetary travel was easily conceivable. It was not farfetched that some other race of beings might be more technologically advanced than we were.
3. Radio would have been the medium used to announce such an invasion.

PRANK #2
The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Considered the greatest April Fools' prank ever. In April 1957, BBC television broadcast this story and got hundreds of calls and letters on how people could start their own.

A clever April Fool's Day joke was played by this, normally very serious, programme in 1957 when Panorama reported on a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. TV viewers saw Richard Dimbleby walking among trees growing spaghetti, while workers pulled the pasta off the trees and put it into baskets. When viewers called to ask how they could grow spaghetti plants, the BBC replied "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Lending the hoax credibility, was the fact that spaghetti was not a widely eaten food in Britain in the 1950s and was considered by many to be very exotic.

'It is not only in Britain that spring this year has taken everyone by surprise. Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower. But what, you may ask, has the early and welcome arrival of bees and blossom to do with food ? It is simply that the past winter, one of the mildest in living memory, has also resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop. The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for the spaghetti farmer. There is always the chance of a late frost which, while not entirely ruining his crop, generally impairs the flavour and makes it difficult for him to obtain top prices in world markets.

'Spaghetti cultivation here in Switzerland is not, of course, carried out on anything like the tremendous scale of the Italian industry. Many of you, I am sure, will have seen pictures of vast spaghetti plantations in the Po Valley. For the Swiss, however, it tends to be more of a family affair. Another reason why this may be a bumper year lies in the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil, the tiny creature whose depredations have caused much concern in the past. After picking, the spaghetti is laid out to dry in the warm Alpine air. Many people are very puzzled by the fact that spaghetti is produced in such uniform lengths. This is the result of many years of patient endeavour by plant breeders who have succeeded in producing the perfect spaghetti. Now the harvest is marked by a traditional meal. Toasts to the new crop are drunk in these poccholinos, then the waiters enter bearing the ceremonial dish. This is of course spaghetti - picked early in the day, dried in the sun, and so brought fresh from garden to table at the very peak of condition. For those who love this dish, there is nothing like real home-grown spaghetti'.

PRANK #3
Putting Couani on the Map

During the autumn of 1902, the President of Couani called a Press conference at his luxury Paris hotel. Some of the reporters had never heard of Couani and according to the President, Adolphe Brezet, that was the reason for the Press conference. Brezet explained that Couani had long been under the dominance of its powerful neighbour, Brail, but as it had now gained its independence he had been sent to Paris to inform the world of its existence. The President spoke so convincingly of his country, that the reporters believed him, and by the end of the year everyone in Paris had heard of Couani. Early in 1903, the first Couani embassy opened in Paris and this was soon followed by consulates in London, Rome, Berlin and Madrid. In 1904, Brezet had letters from both the Japanese and Russian governments. The two nations were at war and urgently needed more ships. Would it be possible, both nations wondered, for the famous Couani shipyards to build them? Somewhat unusually, Brezet took a while to reply. Meanwhile, the two countries checked up on Couani with their ambassadors in Brazil. Much to their surprise, they were informed that there was no such place.

PRANK #4
Wet Phones

When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him. He said that the fault could only be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water. Real telephone engineers had quite a job repairing wet telephones.

NOTE: This is a prank my husband pulled on his mom while he was in college.

PRANK #5
Air Shortage

Overweight Americans were alarmed when it was announced that anyone weighing over 89 kilograms (14 stone) was to be deported. This drastic measure had become necessary, the newspaper reports said, because pollution was leading to a shortage of oxygen. As fat people consumed more than their fair share of air, they had to go. People realized that the proposal was a hoax when they discovered that the reports had been written by Alan Abel, a New Yorker who was well known for his amazing and successful practical jokes.

PRANK #6
Upside-down Room

Rudolph Schenk was a rich American who loved to play jokes on people. He would often invite people to visit his luxurious home where he would treat them to a hearty meal and rather too much to drink. The guest would then be invited to stay the night to sleep off the effects of the alcohol. When the quest was sound asleep Schenk had him transferred to a specially-built room. The floor of the room was painted white, like a ceiling, and a chandelier rose up from it. The real ceiling was painted to look like floorboards and furniture was fixed to it. There were no windows in the room but Schenk had a secret spy hole through which he could watch what happened when the quest woke up to find himself in an upside-down room.

Badger Car Salesman

Badger Car Salesman.

A great video with a badger as a car salesman. Have you ever felt badgered by your car salesman?

Don't Mess With My Gun. Practical Joke Video

Don't mess with my gun

Husband plays practical joke on gun toting wife. This guy got my vote for funniest video of the year and a nomination for the " Husband a the year Award " !

Funny Parking Ticket Video. Rude , Insulting Fake Parking Tickets

RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
See all these fake traffic tickets here

For Some Fun: Watch this parking ticket video



Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke! See all these fake traffic tickets here

OFFENSE LIST:
•Mentally Handicapped Driver
•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
•Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
•Too Stupid to Drive a Car
•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
•Plus many more!

From the Front of the Ticket:
ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS - (PrankPlace Exclusive) Did you ever come out of a store or restaurant to discover some jerk has parked their car, truck or SUV so close to your car-door that you need to climb in through the passenger side? Give those jerks a piece of your mind with our Pet Peeve Parking Cards. Six different cards per package each measures 4" x 6", featuring an adorable cartoon character flippin' them the bird and some even give a full moon to the parking numskulls. The back of each card says "Thanks for parking so close! next time leave a f$%king can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Imagine the frustration on their face when they come out to find this on on there window.

See all these fake traffic tickets here

Top Rated Pranks. Easy To Do Pranks. Tools For Pranks

Top Rated Pranks

Cereal Box Switch
Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms.

Mail Box Prank
After the mail has already been delivered, fill the mail box with ping pong balls or packing nuts. Then ask someone else to go get the mail.

Lottery Ticket Swap
This one takes some pre-planning. All you have to do is buy someone a lotto ticket today and tomorrow go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from yesterday. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket and will believe it is the big winner.

Bend Over Splits
Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.

Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa

Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.

Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Ypto Ypto...errr!!! TYPO!
Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.

Confusing Drawers
Before your co-worker arrives at the office remove his desk drawers and switch them around. He will definantly scratch his head over this one. Hint: In case you cannot remove the drawers, just remove the items and swap them.

Top Ten College Pranks of All Time

Top Ten College Pranks of All Time

The staff at the Museum of Hoaxes studied hundreds, if not thousands, of examples of the genre of the college prank to find the ten most worthy of immortal fame. The pranks were judged according to three criteria: creativity, fame, and shock value. Without further ado, here are the top ten:

#1: The Great Rose Bowl Hoax (Caltech)"one of those classic moments when a prank comes together instantly, perfectly, and dramatically"

#2: Veterans of Future Wars (Princeton)"turning the guns of ridicule on the goose-stepping, gun-toting generation which splashed through the biggest blood-bath in history"

#3: The McDonald's Affair (Caltech)"today you will hardly ever find free contests inviting you to enter 'as often as you wish.'"

#4: Lady Liberty on Lake Mendota (U Wisconsin-Madison)"Lady Liberty poked her head above the icy waters of Lake Mendota"

#5: Theft of the Sacred Cod (Harvard)"They decided that they had to possess that cod"

#6:The Olympic Underwear Relay (Sydney University)"The identity of the rogue runner was only revealed years later."

#7: Arm the Homeless (Ohio State)"collecting donations to provide firearms for the homeless of Columbus"

#8: Hugo N. Frye (Cornell)"It is a pleasure to testify to the career of that sturdy patriot who first planted the ideals of our party in this region of the country"

#9: The Ultimate Lie (Edinburgh College of Art)"one can only say that the Donside Paper Company should have known better"

#10: Bonsai Kittens (MIT)"You no longer need be satisfied with a house pet having the same mundane shape as all other members of its species"(Comments)

High-Tech Pranks. Best Computer Pranks

Best Computer Pranks . The 25 Best High-Tech Pranks

Everyone loves a good laugh, and in the age of electronics, high-tech hijinks are just waiting to be pulled off. So snuggle up to your screen and get ready to unleash all sorts of shenanigans as we present the 25 best high-tech pranks known to man. Our apologies in advance to your friends and co-workers.

1. The Restart Remap
We start with one sure to throw off even the most advanced Windows user. Setup is simple and you need only a few seconds alone on someone’s computer. When you get a chance, sneak over and right-click your pal’s icon to Internet Explorer or some other commonly used program. Edit the properties and change the target to: “%windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -r -t 00″ Now, every time your buddy tries to run IE, his machine will mysteriously restart — and your laughter will instantly result.

2. Startup Folder Fun
While we’re on the topic of system startups, the Windows Startup folder is a fantastic place for fun. Create a text file with an amusing message and throw it in there so your cubicle mate will get a daily greeting — or, if you really want to get evil, add in the restart shortcut from above (not recommended unless you just want to get your ass kicked).

3. Disappearing Desktop
A classic computer prank never goes out of style. The desktop image trick has been around for a bit, but rest assured: There are plenty of unsuspecting victims still to be found. Just head over to an unattended computer, minimize all the windows, and hit the Print Screen key. Paste the captured image into any graphic editing program — even Microsoft Paint will do — then save the file and set it as the desktop background. Then, all you have to do is hide the actual icons on the desktop — put them in a folder somewhere — and your victim will try endlessly to click the nonexistent icons, which are actually just part of the background image. For another variation, leave one program open when you capture the screen and watch as the person tries to click on it, type in it, and close it to no avail.

4. Auto-Insult
There are few things funnier than forcing a friend to insult himself — and Microsoft has made it easy to do just that. Take a moment to edit the Autocorrect feature in your colleague’s Word or Outlook (it’s in the Tools menu in both programs). Add a new entry to replace their name with “douche,” and watch how much more interesting all their emails and documents will suddenly become. A little creativity can take this one in plenty of different and equally entertaining directions.

5. Serius Buisness
While you’re in the Word or Outlook settings, another good place to tamper is the dictionary. Replace a few correct words with common misspellings just for giggles. Just be sure to let this one play out and get resolved before your co-worker sends any official memos to the entire corporation.

6. Annoying Audio
A small investment will have a big payoff with the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-Tron. This little $10 gadget can brighten even the dreariest of offices. It looks like a computer part, but when you flip the switch, this fella sends out annoying beeps and buzzes at random intervals. You can toggle between different grating sounds, too. The thing is magnetic, so you just slap it on the back of someone’s computer and watch them try to figure out where that awful noise is coming from (hint: they never will).

7. Phantom of the Office
Taking the Annoy-a-Tron up a notch, the Phantom Keystroker actually plugs into a USB port and then makes random key presses or mouse movements every few minutes. You can control the frequency and the kind of emissions. For $25, this may be worth every penny — especially if you can write it off as a business expense.

8. Manual Control
If your budget doesn’t have a tab for “pranking gadgets,” you can always go the manual route and utilize the USB port to attach a second mouse to a neighboring tower. This works especially well with a person across from you, if you can get under your desk and access the back of their computer. Plug in, wiggle away, and watch them squirm. Added points if you have a wireless mouse.

9. The Speaker Swap
Since you’re already under the desk, try out another switcheroo: the speaker swap. Just plug their speakers into your computer. Now start playing something like a low-frequency heartbeat sound on loop and see how long they try to stop the nuisance on their computer. For a more powerful variation, don’t switch the actual wires, but instead just swap out one of your speakers — preferably the one without the volume control — with theirs. Now they’ll still hear their own system sounds from the remaining speaker, and as an added bonus, they’ll have no way to control the volume of your annoying antics.

10. The Wrath of Rotation
A simple but quick and always amusing prank is putting the screen rotation hotkeys to uses Microsoft never intended. Just run by a co-worker’s desk, reach over and hit Ctrl-Alt-up or down to rotate their monitor orientation. If you have some alone time, you can one-up it by also going into the Control Panel and setting their mouse to left-handed. They’ll spend 10 minutes with their head tilted sideways trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

11. Mousing Around
The laser mouse may have ended the era of mouse-ball stealing, but it opened up another option. Stick a few layered pieces of transparent tape on the bottom side of your friend’s mouse to really mess with its functionability. Or, for bonus points, tape a small Post-It note that says “Why won’t my mouse work?” over the laser.

12. A Pointer Pointer
Another great mouse prank awaits you in the Control Panel. Under the “Mouse” settings’ “Pointer” tab, change the default mouse pointer to the hourglass. Suddenly, the system is always busy working! What’s going on?!

13. Mousing Around
Spend some more time in the “Mouse” settings and you’ll find more fun to be had. Try switching out a pal’s primary and secondary button functions for full confusion, or move the pointer speed to either extreme fast or extreme slow to give them some extreme frustration.

14. Phone Fun
Let’s shift to the phone for a bit. First, a service that never gets old: PrankDial.com. Just surf over and enter a friend’s phone number. You can pick from a bunch of different voices and styles, then enter any message you want, and it’ll call them and say it aloud. You can pull three of these pranks every day at no charge, which ought to leave you plenty of obnoxious options.

15. Telephone Twist
Two other sites bring a different twist to telephone troubles. TeleSpoof.com and SpoofCard.com let you call anyone and have whatever number you want show up in CallerID. See how confused your girlfriend gets when you call her cell phone…from her cell phone. Each service only lets you make three calls per phone number before they make you pay, but that’s enough to give you ample amusement. Oh, and it’s still legal, though that might change — so get on this while you can.

16. Bluetooth Blues
“The Office” popularized our next prank, and man, is it ever a winner. Grab your co-worker’s cell phone when they leave it sitting around and pair your Bluetooth headset up to it. Now you can take and make all their calls. Jim Halpert, you are one wise dude.

17. Customized Commotion
Know anyone with the kind of cell phone that displays a customizable message on the main screen? This next one’s for them. When you can, go into their phone’s settings and change the message to “NO SERVICE.” Guaranteed reaction upon their return.

18. Remote Control
Back to the computer for some more advanced antics. This one may be more suited for a close friend or significant other, as you’ll have to install something, and you could probably get fired for doing it at work. Set up a VNC (virtual network computing) server on their system. You can find free ones like TightVNC for Windows or OSXvnc for Macs. Once you get through the configuration, you can click, type, and do anything on their system from your own computer. Do some subtle things like occasional keypresses or program launches and see how perplexed they become. We don’t recommend keeping this up for long, though, or you may suffer serious consequences with their anger (and you may also witness some disturbing pornographic habits as an unintended side effect).

19. The Modern-Day Poltergeist
The less invasive alternative to that idea is a program called Office Poltergeist, and it’s now available as a simple Firefox extension. Once you get this baby installed, you can play annoying sounds, load new web pages, shake windows around, and send popup messages on someone else’s computer. It even has a feature to replace every instance of a word on a web page with another word of your choosing. We suggest swapping “internet” for “intercourse.”

20. Printing Power
If you’re network-savvy, jot this next one down. Do a little investigative work and figure out where your office’s network printer folder is located. Once you have that nugget of info, you’re golden. Navigate over to that path, select any printer, and click connect. You now have the power to print and send random paper messages to other areas of your office with no explanation.

21. Screen Scream
Our next prank comes courtesy of Microsoft, surprisingly enough. The programmers there released an office “Blue Screen of Death” simulator. Install the screensaver on an unsuspecting IT guy’s PC and see the feared symbol of system error pop up after a few minutes of inactivity.

22. Bad Vision
On the subject of screens, the Windows Control Panel provides our next opportunity for mischief. Go into the advanced settings and try shifting the brightness all the way down and the contrast all the way up if you really want to mess with a visionary’s vision.

23. Crazy Keys
Want to drive your friend crazy with his own keyboard? Visit the Regional and Language Settings under the Windows Control Panel for some fun. An arguably insane guy named August Dvorak created an alternate keyboard layout that — big surprise — never took off. But you can still access it and make normal typing impossible. Just go under the Languages tab, click Details, then Add, and you’ll find the option to completely remap the keyboard.

24. Rules of Pranking
Outlook Rules, as a general rule, can make for great pranks. Try setting up one on your co-worker’s computer so that any email from you causes a festive sound to be played, a hard copy to be printed, and a copy to be instantly forwarded back to them for extra emphasis. There are plenty more variations you can try once that combo gets old.

25. Hotkey Hell
Our final prank may be the most tortuous of all. A little program called AutoHotKey — quite the handy utility for legitimate purposes — lets you assign all sorts of macros to key combinations of your choosing. You don’t even have to install anything on anyone else’s computer, as you create the scripts on your own system and can then convert them to executable files that you simply run on another machine. With some very basic scripting, you can cause any string of text to be automatically replaced with something else, regardless of what program the person is in. You can also remap basic hotkeys like Ctrl-P to do anything you want — like open Outlook and send a message to you letting you know how awesome you are. Spend some time with this one and you’ll find enough pranks to keep your hijinks on high output.

So there you have it: the 25 best high-tech pranks. Use them well and use them wisely — and don’t come to us if anyone inflicts physical harm upon you as a result.

Source: Techcult.com

Mall Pranks. Cell Phone Mall Pranks

Funny pranks done at a mall with a cell phone. Shows how people react when they overhear a phone converatation

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Funny Prank Video. Pie In The Face

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Though a foreign video, these guys make it easy to understand what they are doing. Kind of funny....if you like pie!

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Toilet Prank. Jell-O Gelatin in the Toilet Prank

Jell-O Gelatin in the Toilet Prank

Skill Level: Easy
Materials: Plain or lemon flavored gelatin

The Jell-O gelatin in the toilet prank is perhaps one of the oldest of the old school practical jokes, probably coming in just after short sheeting someone’s bed, but earns a lot more points on the gross factor because of the results.

I’ve found over the years that this practical joke is best done at parties, especially those held at a frat house, where there is a greater chance for the prankster and his fraternity brothers can really take in the post execution spectacle that is this joke.

To pull this prank, simply dump a packet of gelatin (Jell-O is a brand name, but you can use any brand you can find) into the recipients’ toilet and wait. It’s best if you do this nice and early in the evening so that the stuff has time to harden up before the first victim arrives, otherwise, the first flush after the delivery just sends the joke to the sewers.

When the victim does arrive on the scene, since the toilet water will seem harmless (especially if you use plain or lemon, stay away from cherry or strawberry or it will look like a massacre), they will go about their business. However, this time, thanks to you, they will turn around to flush and find that their little package will be sitting atop Bill Cosby’s favorite dessert, staring back at them in defiance.

Once your victim runs out to bring everyone in to look at the suspended turd and the horror of the event passes, clean up is fairly easy. Simply break up the gelatin with a plunger and the Jell-O and its prison will simply flush away. In all my years of pulling this practical joke, I have never seen it muck up the plumbing or anything like that, so if your host flips out, let them know it will be fine post flush.

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Toilet Bowl Pranks. Toilet Bowl Gags. Toilet Pranks Video

Toilet Bowl Pranks. Toilet Bowl Gags

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Toilet Bowl prank 1... An old classic.
Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.

Toilet Bowl Prank 2...
Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.

Toilet Bowl Prank 3...
Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.

Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.
Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set)

Prank 4... Revenge Toilet Paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!
Buy some rip-proof toilet paper. Replace the dispensers in your bathroom.
Wait
Listen for the reaction!

Best Online Pranks

Best Online Pranks

Sometimes entertaining yourself requires you to abuse your friends. Here are the top five ways you can do so right from your computer:

1. Evil Operator
Allows you to enter two phone numbers and make both numbers call each other. Records the conversation and lets you listen to it after the call is over! It truly is evil.

2. Prank Dial
Enter in a phone number and type a message - this site will call the number and play the message in a creepy voice. Let's you enter in any number to show up on the caller ID!

3. The Ring Prank
Let's you enter your friend's phone number and add personal information about them. The prank generates a video that includes that information in the style of “The Ring”. It gives you a link for you to send to your friend. Once they click the link and watch the video, they get a call from the phone number “000-000-0000” with a message that says “You will die in 7 days.” You can customize the message and have a recording of the call sent to your email.

Sleeping Pranks. Pranks To Do On A Sleeper

Sleeping Pranks

Where Is The Alarm?
While your victim is alseep, reset their alarm clock so it goes off at 2am or 3am. But don't place it back on their nightstand. Instead hide it in a closet or behind the tv. The person waking up will be on an early morning hunt for where that annoying sound is coming from. For even more laughs, try unscrewing the lightbulb and watch the person scramble around the room in total darkness.

Wake Up, You're Late!
Reset all the clocks in your house ahead two hours while your victim is sleeping. When he or she wakes up they will think they over slept and are two hours late for work or school.

Going Bald
Go to your local drug store and buy an inexpensive package of hair extensions that match the same color as your victim. While he or she is sleeping cut the hair extensions to about the same size as their hair length. When your victim awakes, watch in laughter as they think something happened to their hair while sleeping.

Rude Awakening
Adjust the settings on an alarm clock after your victim falls asleep. Change the alarm to play heavy metal music really loud when it goes off. Then tape the off button and sound control.

Sunbathing And Not Paying Attention
Hold a magnifying glass over someone who is sunbathing. Be prepared to run shortly after you do this.

Bungi Cord Fasten
Fasten someone to their bed with numerous bungi cords.

Coathanger between matress and sheet
Put coathangers between the matress and the sheet.

Multi Alarm Clock Prank
Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.

Wet Toilet Paper
Bury someone several feet deep in wet unrolled toilet paper.

Dude! Youre Glowing!
Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.

Top Pranks. Easy Pranks You Can Do

Top Rated Pranks. How To Do A Great Prank To Anybody

Cereal Box Switch
Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms.

Mail Box Prank
After the mail has already been delivered, fill the mail box with ping pong balls or packing nuts. Then ask someone else to go get the mail.

Lottery Ticket Swap
This one takes some pre-planning. All you have to do is buy someone a lotto ticket today and tomorrow go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from yesterday. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket and will believe it is the big winner.

Bend Over Splits
Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.

Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa

Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.

Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Ypto Ypto...errr!!! TYPO!
Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.

Confusing Drawers
Before your co-worker arrives at the office remove his desk drawers and switch them around. He will definantly scratch his head over this one. Hint: In case you cannot remove the drawers, just remove the items and swap them.

Lecture Prank. Teacher Prank Video

Lecture Prank.

Watch this funny prank done to a teacher during his class

Trailer Trash Talking Dolls. Mullet Hair Dolls

Trailer Trash Talking Doll JerWayne Junior

Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back? Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer? Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV? Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth? Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year? Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you!

Trailer Trash JerWayne Junior says:
"Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!"
For the last time, we ain't havin' no yard sale!
I'm fixin' to be your doublewide daddy
Ain't nothin' sadder than a doublewide with no beer
Honest! I'm not lyin' through my tooth!
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Fake Parking Ticket Pranks. How To Give Rude Parking Tickets

RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
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OFFENSE LIST:
•Mentally Handicapped Driver
•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
•Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
•Too Stupid to Drive a Car
•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
•Plus many more!

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ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

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Beer Can Wrap Pranks. Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans

Instantly Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans

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