Funny Parking Ticket Video. Rude , Insulting Fake Parking Tickets

RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
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For Some Fun: Watch this parking ticket video



Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke! See all these fake traffic tickets here

OFFENSE LIST:
•Mentally Handicapped Driver
•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
•Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
•Too Stupid to Drive a Car
•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
•Plus many more!

From the Front of the Ticket:
ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS - (PrankPlace Exclusive) Did you ever come out of a store or restaurant to discover some jerk has parked their car, truck or SUV so close to your car-door that you need to climb in through the passenger side? Give those jerks a piece of your mind with our Pet Peeve Parking Cards. Six different cards per package each measures 4" x 6", featuring an adorable cartoon character flippin' them the bird and some even give a full moon to the parking numskulls. The back of each card says "Thanks for parking so close! next time leave a f$%king can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Imagine the frustration on their face when they come out to find this on on there window.

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Fake Tongue Piercing. Fake Tongue Ring Gag. Tongue Piercing Video

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You know you've always wanted a tongue ring, but having a huge needle go through your tongue is just freaky. So here's your chance to finally get your wish. Our special tongue ring stud stays on using suction, and as you can see, it looks real enough to fool your mom!

Toilet Bowl Pranks. Toilet Bowl Gags. Toilet Pranks Video

Toilet Bowl Pranks. Toilet Bowl Gags

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Toilet Bowl prank 1... An old classic.
Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.

Toilet Bowl Prank 2...
Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.

Toilet Bowl Prank 3...
Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.

Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.
Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set)

Prank 4... Revenge Toilet Paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!
Buy some rip-proof toilet paper. Replace the dispensers in your bathroom.
Wait
Listen for the reaction!

Trailer Trash Talking Dolls. Mullet Hair Dolls

Trailer Trash Talking Doll JerWayne Junior

Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back? Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer? Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV? Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth? Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year? Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you!

Trailer Trash JerWayne Junior says:
"Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!"
For the last time, we ain't havin' no yard sale!
I'm fixin' to be your doublewide daddy
Ain't nothin' sadder than a doublewide with no beer
Honest! I'm not lyin' through my tooth!
Fart!

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Farts. Pulling Off A Great Fart Gag

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Fake Parking Ticket Pranks. How To Give Rude Parking Tickets

RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
See all these fake traffic tickets here

Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke! See all these fake traffic tickets here

OFFENSE LIST:
•Mentally Handicapped Driver
•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
•Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
•Too Stupid to Drive a Car
•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
•Plus many more!

From the Front of the Ticket:
ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS - (PrankPlace Exclusive) Did you ever come out of a store or restaurant to discover some jerk has parked their car, truck or SUV so close to your car-door that you need to climb in through the passenger side? Give those jerks a piece of your mind with our Pet Peeve Parking Cards. Six different cards per package each measures 4" x 6", featuring an adorable cartoon character flippin' them the bird and some even give a full moon to the parking numskulls. The back of each card says "Thanks for parking so close! next time leave a f$%king can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Imagine the frustration on their face when they come out to find this on on there window.

See all these fake traffic tickets here

Beer Can Wrap Pranks. Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans

Instantly Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans

BEER CAN WRAPS - Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don't want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. Your get 4 different labels in each package

These Beer Can Wraps are so realistic, we received a cease and desist letter!

Hide your beer with these can wraps. Click here to learn more