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A very easy way to hack elevators so they dont stop for anyone that calls it.

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Bathroom Pranks. Top 27 Bathroom, Toilet Pranks

Bathroom Pranks. Top 27 Bathroom, Toilet Pranks

Remove The Toilet Seat
You can physically remove the toilet seat from any bathroom.

Pink Bubbles
Take the lid off the cistern of a toilet. This is where the part that control the flushing is located. Then pour in some bubble bath liquid and some pink food coloring. The next person to flush the toilet will get pink bubbles everywhere!

Smile! Your On Bathroom Candid Camera!
Before a group of friends come over, just take a camera into your bathroom and video tape the sink and toilet. As soon as one of your buddies goes to use the toilet, have your other friends gather around the TV, pop in the video you filmed earlier. When your victim comes out of the bathroom he will wonder what everyone is watching and laughing about...he will then see the screen...it will look like he was being videotaped while using the bathroom!!

Vinegar In Mouthwash
Pour some vinegar inside your victim's mouthwash.

Bathroom Candle Prank
Place a candle a little below the seat and off to the side. Methane lights up quite nicely.

Knox
Place several packages of "Knox" (clear gelatin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the cellophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance available at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink, or...

Shoe Polish Prank
Shoe Polish of the appropriate color on the toilet seat.

Clothes Swipe
Swipe a person's clothes while they are showering. Put them in an embarrassing place such as the showers for people of the opposite sex.

Eggs In Soap Dispenser
Crack a couple of eggs and drop them in the soap dispenser. Whoever washes their hands next will try to wash their hands with eggs.

Out of order stall
Write "Out Of Order" on a sticker note or piece of paper and tape it to the outside of a bathroom stall. Some people will think there is something wrong with the toilet and avoid using it.

Gush Of Toilet Water
Go into the school bathroom and remove the top toilet lid. Look for a rubber thin pipe on the side, and disconnect that pipe. You will see a little hair barrette like thing connecting the rubber pipe to the plastic pipe. The next person that flushes the toilet will get a gush shooting upwards.

Where To Leave Toothpaste
Leave toothpaste on the underside of light switches and doorknobs.

Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.

Classic Flush Toilet While Showering Prank
Flush toilets while a person showers. The more toilets the better.

Sealed Shut
On a cubicle where the door reaches the floor, seal the door shut and fill the cubicle with water. You may wish to introduce marine life.

Lifesaver Shower
Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they dissolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower...

Hair Removal In Shampoo
Put Nair or some other hair removal chemical in a person's shampoo or conditioner. You may need to distract the person for a moment to let the stuff take a better hold.

Urinate Forever
Impress a buddy who is in a room next to the bathroom. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, but along the way get a large bucket with water and take it in with you. Then slowly pour it in the toilet. It will take forever to finish pouring it all in. Your buddy in the room next door will say, "WOW" as he will think you are taking a very very long pee.

Food Coloring In Hand Soap Dispenser
Put some food coloring inside the hand soap dispenser. When your victim tries to wash his hands, they will end up worse than before he decided to wash them.

Cream Cheese Deodorant
Scrape off about an inch or so of your victim's deodorant and replace it with cream cheese. It will take a few minutes to sculpt the cheese in place to look like the deodorant. When finished, put the lid back on and back where you found the deodorant. When your victim needs to freshen up again, he will get a cream cheese surprise

Terrible Aim
Sprinkle some water with yellow food coloring all over the toilet seat and floor. It will look like whoever used the toilet before you was a terrible aimer.

Unable To Open
Glue all the bottles of shampoo shut so they cannot be opened.

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Shampoo Shower Prank
Glue a bottle of shampoo to the shower shelf (to avoid damage, use clear caulk on a surface that can be scraped).

Shower Before Entering
If you know someone who turns on the shower before actually entering the tub area. Then before their next shower, turn the shower head so it faces outside the shower area. Most people don't even look up before turning the nozzle.

Salty Toothpaste
Sprinkle some salt on your victim's toothbrush. When this person goes to brush their teeth, he or she will get a salty tasted treat.

Stuck In The Bathroom
Remove the bathroom door knob and put it back on the reverse way so the lock is on the outside. Then push the button or turn to lock the door. Remember to leave the door open. Now, whoever is next to use the bathroom, will not even notice this and he will lock himself inside.